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Song Parodies -> "Pour Me A Ballantines"

Original Song Title:

"My Funny Valentine"

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Parody Song Title:

"Pour Me A Ballantines"

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The Lyrics

Pour me a Ballantines
Sweet foamy Ballantines
It makes me smile from my heart
Liquid so quaffable
Barkeep so affable
You make a tipsy high an art
Well I guess I'm just a geek
I'm not strong, I'm kinda weak
And I'm way too shy to speak
I'm not smart
Beer will arrange in me
A liquid change in me
Pour me a tall one today
Each day will be Ballantines day

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