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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye, Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Dolly"

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Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye, Dolly"

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The Lyrics

Ode to Dolly, the world's first cloned mammal.
Goodbye, Dolly,
Well, goodbye, Dolly
It's too bad you had to die when you were six
You really smell, Dolly
I can tell, Dolly
You're not glowin', you're not crowin'
And you can't be fixed
We feel the mood swayin'
With life they're playin'
And if they don't get it right, they'll try again

So, take her genes, fellas
You know you have the means, fellas
Dolly is gonna be back some day again

Goodbye, Dolly,
Well, goodbye, Dolly
Seems this miracle of science had to die
You're just a sheep, Dolly
Life is cheap, Dolly
You're not breathin', you're just leavin'
And they don't know why
We feel the doom sayin'
Soon they'll be payin'
And the scientists can't make a perfect ten, so

Hold the phone, fellas
Dolly was just a clone, fellas
Dolly'll never go away
Golly, she's comin' back someday
Dolly'll never go away again

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Royce Miller - February 17, 2003 - Report this comment
We must have been on the same brain wave--I like your angle

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