-> "Public Danger"
Original Song Title:
"Airborne Ranger (Shortened Version)"
Original Performer:
US Army (82nd Airborne)
Parody Song Title:
"Public Danger"
The Lyrics
Two young psychos- whole lives ahead
One looked over to the other and said,
"I wanna be a public danger
Killing sprees, spreading terror
Guns, knives… whatever
That's the life of a psycho killer!"
I wanna be a public danger
Killing sprees, spreading terror
Sick life-taker
Cruel life-changer
I wanna be a gun-rights sponsor
An AK and AR legal buyer
Gun-rights sponsor, legal buyer
Public danger, sick life-taker
SWAT Team tactic: kill the gunman with automatics
SWAT Team frantic, loose fanatic
First responders, treat those wounded in line of fire
First responders, witness horrors
Innocent shot; wrong place and time, a hail of bullets
Innocent shot, took body hits
I wanna be a public danger,
Killing Sprees, spreading terror
Sick life-taker
Cruel life-changer
And when I expire:
I'm gonna be a mass-murderer,
Guy you never heard of before!
Mass-murderer, don’t ask “what for?”
I killed and killed just because I could,
Please don’t claim I was “misunderstood”
Because I could, ‘cause guns are good
Mass-murderer, don’t ask “what for?”
Others remain public dangers
Yet the gun sales go on forever
"Sporter" blazer, public danger
A killer plans, because he can
Despite background checks and weapon bans...
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