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Song Parodies -> "Public Danger"

Original Song Title:

"Airborne Ranger (Shortened Version)"

Original Performer:

US Army (82nd Airborne)

Parody Song Title:

"Public Danger"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Note: This parody is from the POV of the mentally ill with access to firearms, NOT about law-abiding gun-owning citizens.
Two young psychos- whole lives ahead
One looked over to the other and said,
"I wanna be a public danger
Killing sprees, spreading terror
Guns, knives… whatever
That's the life of a psycho killer!"

I wanna be a public danger
Killing sprees, spreading terror
Sick life-taker
Cruel life-changer

I wanna be a gun-rights sponsor
An AK and AR legal buyer
Gun-rights sponsor, legal buyer
Public danger, sick life-taker

SWAT Team tactic: kill the gunman with automatics
SWAT Team frantic, loose fanatic

First responders, treat those wounded in line of fire
First responders, witness horrors

Innocent shot; wrong place and time, a hail of bullets
Innocent shot, took body hits

I wanna be a public danger,
Killing Sprees, spreading terror
Sick life-taker
Cruel life-changer

And when I expire:

I'm gonna be a mass-murderer,
Guy you never heard of before!
Mass-murderer, don’t ask “what for?”

I killed and killed just because I could,
Please don’t claim I was “misunderstood”
Because I could, ‘cause guns are good
Mass-murderer, don’t ask “what for?”

Others remain public dangers
Yet the gun sales go on forever

"Sporter" blazer, public danger

A killer plans, because he can
Despite background checks and weapon bans...

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