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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Doggie Days of Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
unknown
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Doggie Days of Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Michael Plociniak
The Lyrics
This parody comes from the heart of a true dog lover, who has seen it all.
On the first day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
A trip to the emergency room.
On the second day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the third day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Eleven cats a-screaming,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Twelve cupcakes eaten,
Eleven cats a-screaming,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room!
A trip to the emergency room.
On the second day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the third day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Eleven cats a-screaming,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Twelve cupcakes eaten,
Eleven cats a-screaming,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room!
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The title fooled me..but the parody was a great pay off...really funny lines..like, "Yellow snowmen" and "Skid -marked carpets"..I get the impression you're of femine gender, AmIRight?...And what, exactly, is a "Humped- Up Plushy"..the couch? :)
Let the record show that this was NOT me misspelling my own name. This was really not my style. But it was funny.
It's a dog eat dog world out there! Both my dogs also make mine and my whole family's day, except my mom, who loves her dogs and considers them her '"babies". I take it that dogs need more TLC from their owners if they go through that kind of phase. Here's 555 Beggin' Strips to amuse those dogs.
Man's best friend gives Dogs best gifts!
Howling out fives...
Actually I am a 40-something male, with a wife and 3 year old daughter, which makes the doggie antics all the more chaotic. A Plushie is basically a stuffed animal; the funniest "girlfriend" my male dog ever had was a gorilla that let out an automated grunt with every enthusiastic hump - too funny!
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