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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Doggie Days of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

unknown

Parody Song Title:

"The Twelve Doggie Days of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael Plociniak

The Lyrics

This parody comes from the heart of a true dog lover, who has seen it all.
On the first day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
A trip to the emergency room.

On the second day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the third day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Eleven cats a-screaming,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Doggie gave to me,
Twelve cupcakes eaten,
Eleven cats a-screaming,
Ten mailmen swearing,
Nine hairy outfits,
Eight skid-marked carpets,
Seven humped-up plushies,
Six muddy hallways,
Five piles of poop!,
Four AM wake up,
Three knocked-up poodles,
Two yellow snowmen,
And a trip to the emergency room!

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AFW - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
The title fooled me..but the parody was a great pay off...really funny lines..like, "Yellow snowmen" and "Skid -marked carpets"..I get the impression you're of femine gender, AmIRight?...And what, exactly, is a "Humped- Up Plushy"..the couch? :)
Michael Pacholek - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Let the record show that this was NOT me misspelling my own name. This was really not my style. But it was funny.
Christie Marie M - January 07, 2010 - Report this comment
It's a dog eat dog world out there! Both my dogs also make mine and my whole family's day, except my mom, who loves her dogs and considers them her '"babies". I take it that dogs need more TLC from their owners if they go through that kind of phase. Here's 555 Beggin' Strips to amuse those dogs.
Mark Scotti - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Man's best friend gives Dogs best gifts! Howling out fives...
Michael Plociniak - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually I am a 40-something male, with a wife and 3 year old daughter, which makes the doggie antics all the more chaotic. A Plushie is basically a stuffed animal; the funniest "girlfriend" my male dog ever had was a gorilla that let out an automated grunt with every enthusiastic hump - too funny!

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