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Song Parodies -> "We wish you a Merry Commerce"

Original Song Title:

"We wish you a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Unknown

Parody Song Title:

"We wish you a Merry Commerce"

Parody Written by:

Riçhard Henrí

The Lyrics

Of course businesses have been getting ready for Christmas since Labor Day. This time of the year, their focus is on how much cash can be brought in. Do they really wish us a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year? Or do they merely wish us a merry commerce and a low interest rate? As Christians, our focus should be on Christ. And not just for one or two days a year. He‘s our hope all the year.
We wish you a Merry Commerce, we wish you a Merry Commerce,
We wish you a Merry Commerce, And a low interest rate!
We wish you a Merry Commerce, we wish you a Merry Commerce,
We wish you a Merry Commerce, And a low interest rate!

Deferred payment plans for you and your friends;
Deferrable payments, And a Low interest rate!
Deferrable payments, And a Low interest rate!

We wish you a Merry Commerce, we wish you a Merry Commerce,
We wish you a Merry Commerce, And a low interest rate!

We’ve all spent too much, we know that it’s true;
By the middle of Jan-u-ary, we’ll feel blue.
By the middle of Jan-u-ary, we’ll feel blue.

We wish you a Merry Commerce, we wish you a Merry Commerce,
We wish you a Merry Commerce, And a low interest rate!

This time of the year, one la-ment do we sing;
Too much focus on Commerce and the cash it can bring.
Too much focus on Commerce and the cash it can bring.

(Slowly, with feeling)
We wish you a Merry…Christmas….we wish you a Merry Christmas….
We wish you a Merry Christmas… (Very slowly) He’s our Hope all the year.

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Jason - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Erm, shouldn't you have waited until December to submit this and all of your other Christmassy parodies?!

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