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Song Parodies -> "Take Me Off of Your Spam List"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Take Me Off of Your Spam List"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

It's really short, but I actually used this today - and I nearly hit "reply to all". Perhaps one of you may find a use for it as well. What do you want to bet the person I sent it to forwards it to her whole mailing list and I get it right back?
Take me off of your Spam list
Take me off there right now
Somebody else sends me news and jokes
Don't hit send 'till you KNOW it's no hoax
'Cause I'm sick, sick sick of the Spam mail
I get too much and I'm pissed
Would you please, please, PLEASE take me off of your damned Spam list?!
Net-iquette: an idea whose time has come?

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That's very true! 5's!
2Eagle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I will forward that to everybody.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
You're not the only one who's sick and tired of forwarded chain letters/hoaxes/what have you. Fives all round!
Adagio - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This is cute and I'll probably end up using it! 5's
Johnny D - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRGGH!! 2Eagle stole my comment! ;-) Great, great parody, Ravyn!
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
short, but sweet....i don't read spam but i eat it ! ...5s
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
In the words of the immortal Sam Cooke, Darling, you... send me! I recommend you check out "Rats! Another Bastard Spammer" by Phil Alexander. It's one of the very best.
Phil Alexander - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, thank's Michael :-) (it's here btw:

DKTOS, but appreciate the sentiment: the number of times I've replied to friends telling them that SULFNBK/JDBMGR are not viruses, and please, PLEASE to check before forwarding such hoaxes... I think they're getting the message, though :-) "Take me off your spam list" would also fit Twisted Sister's "We're not gonna take it" pretty well - would you mind if I plagiarised your title and ran with that one?
Ravyn Rant - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
And now you know why they call me Ravyn Rant! Funny, everyone liked this one but the person I wrote it for! Thanks for all your kind comments, and feel free to use this when and where you deem it necessary. Phil - I haven't gotten around to "Rats! Another Bastard Spammer" yet, but will very shortly. Meanwhile, by all means, do what you will with the title. Can't wait to see what you come up with! Cheers!
Phil Alexander - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, RR - you'll see it in tomorrows list, I guess :-) - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I dunno, Ravyn, I kinda like getting forwarded stuff like "The differences between kitty cats and puppy dogs" (complete with oh-so-cute photos) and "Jesus loves you - unless you don't forward this." - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod Worden - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Psst ! I've got a great biz opportunity involving envelope stuffing I can let you in on. (That's right, the envelopes are addressed to my bank and you know what to stuff them with..).. Btw, I just stuffed 3 well-deserved 5ers into YOUR acct, Ravyn. Good job!
Wrepyre411 - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
True Dat. 555s for all!

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