-> "Bombs, Bombs, Bombs! (Extended Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Bonds, Bonds, Bonds!"
Parody Song Title:
"Bombs, Bombs, Bombs! (Extended Version)"
The Lyrics
Listen up, there’s a story to tell
‘Bout all the bombs from Nazi hell
Things that never were used in war
But gave the US tech galore... and more!
A-bomb research underway
Bad graphite, heavy water sway
Special forces, bombing raids
The right path then oft-delayed
But Germans had other plans
FAEs, Firedamp weapons
Radiologicals and condensed matter
Karl Nowak like a Mad Hatter!
[Chorus]
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
Variety of WMDs
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
Products of Nazi Germany
The FAEs the Luftwaffe had
Bomb casings not filled- was sad
Handling in tests went bad
Stockpiles in depots sat on land
SS Firedamp weapon was cruel
60/40 coal dust/LOX as fuel
Waxy reagent added too
Mixture was so unstable-reviewed
Then there was “Molecular Bomb”
Nowak’s ultra-dense matter “Kong”
Compressed down absolute zero
Ignition heat, blast- no rads to fear tho’
[Chorus Mod I]
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
Variety of WMDs
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
High-tech of Nazi Germany
Most bombers couldn’t carry them
Scared the troops more than nerve gas Tabun
Or N-Material at Falkenhagen
Hitler and Goering had a problem:
Too complex!
[Delivery systems not ready yet]
They had run out of time
US got the secrets- prime
[Chorus Mod II]
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
Variety of WMDs
Bombs, bombs, bombs!
Spoils from Nazi Germany
GONE!
GONE!
GONE!
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