Now listen little lady to the plan that Mitt has wrought
A family friendly photo where you'll do just as you ought
Improving your morality is not an afterthought
Just do as you are told

Surely nothing could be finer
State control of your vagina
Be you age-ed crone or minor
Just do as you are told

It's not for you, my dear, to do whate'er it is you choose
Men are ordained to rule you ladies, fix misguided views
You know it's true, you do, because they say it on Fox News
Just do as you are told

Refrain

What think you then of Ryan as my candidate for veep
A chap so deep he sows just what he knows you need to reap
While Lincoln's better natured angels as-sur-ed-i-ly weep
Just do as you are told

Refrain

A word or two (but not for you) this for the Orient
Hello to Mao or who's there now so "solly" 'bout the "lent"
Praise the Lord please rest assured the check will soon be sent
And we'll do as we're told

Refrain