-> "Capitol Hillbillies"
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Come and listen to a story bout' the gulf oil spill
The oil execs lobbied on capitol hill
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They were wheelin' and dealin' and the public got screwed
Cause they dumped all the rules for digging up crude
Bribes that is, free meals, backroom deals.
Well the next thing you know they were drillin' out at sea
There were no safety rules so it blew up easily
They said get away from here as far as you an be
Cause we cut too many corners on this rig in the sea
Cutbacks you know, made it blow, call Jaques Cousteau
When the story hit the news, folks got really mad
BP told the media "look it ain't so bad...
We'll clean up the mess and we promise that we'll pay
'Cuz we calculate the flow at just a couple thou' a day"
Barrels that is, under the sea, compliments of BP
Well the next thing you know the investigation came
The players pointed fingers as they tried to shift the blame
When asked in front of Congress who to blame among the three
Haliburton said Transocean and Transocean said BP
Fault that is, pass the buck, PB go stuck
Well Obama's uninvolvement was found to be in vain
Republican's compared it to Bush's hurricane
They said in the Gulf is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the plane went to scold BP
Blame that is, heads will roll, plug that hole.
Now it's time to say goodbye to this gooey mess
Thanks to Bill Mahar who really said it best
For every asshole chanting “Drill Baby Drill"
Put your overalls on and clean up the spill!
Oil that is, tar balls, toxic tea, put your back into it, ya hear
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