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Song Parodies -> "Casino"

Original Song Title:

"Bonanza"

Original Performer:

TV show theme song

Parody Song Title:

"Casino"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

There's slots, lottsa' slots
Full a' giant jackpots,
CASINO
Grab the cash, gotta' spend,
Take a friend who can lend
All jump in the fam'ly car

Mortgaged or sold,
Our house for some gold,
CASINO
Gonna' push, pull and battle,
Till our brains buzz and rattle
Two hours and here we are

Have to stand, no stools and
Not right is this game..
Fortune here, might soon appear
See, our free drinks just came...

Hooked on a beast,
Look there goes a priest
CASINO
If anyone wins, everybody grins
Wishin' it could be he

Five in line, might go blind
From this neon maze
No control, zombie's stroll
In a dollar daze

Calloused hand
Gonna' win a thousand grand,
CASINO
Drop 'em in like a dope
With a wallet of hope
There goes Billy's college fee

A glaze in our eye
We just gotta' try
CASINO
If we're broke when day ends
Have to live with friends
And wind up in poverty

Now we stand, no stools and
Not right is this game
Fortune here could soon appear
See, our free drinks just came..

We just won, "Wow!"
Glad voters did allow
CASINO
It's the wildest, weirdest, craziest place
Soon there'll be one in each empty space
Even slot machines at the mall..
They oughta' call
It...
"Cash Seen, oh"
CASINO,
CASINO


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alvin rhodes - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day....hilarious well paced and fun to sing along with
John Barry - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
A parody and a morality play all rolled into one craps table. Nice job.
AFW - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Appreciation to alvin and John
carol - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
a roll of the dice turned up.....three 5's
AFW - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to carol
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
3 of a kind in your hand...555
AFW - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Agrimorfee

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