There's slots, lottsa' slots
Full a' giant jackpots,
CASINO
Grab the cash, gotta' spend,
Take a friend who can lend
All jump in the fam'ly car

Mortgaged or sold,
Our house for some gold,
CASINO
Gonna' push, pull and battle,
Till our brains buzz and rattle
Two hours and here we are

Have to stand, no stools and
Not right is this game..
Fortune here, might soon appear
See, our free drinks just came...

Hooked on a beast,
Look there goes a priest
CASINO
If anyone wins, everybody grins
Wishin' it could be he

Five in line, might go blind
From this neon maze
No control, zombie's stroll
In a dollar daze

Calloused hand
Gonna' win a thousand grand,
CASINO
Drop 'em in like a dope
With a wallet of hope
There goes Billy's college fee

A glaze in our eye
We just gotta' try
CASINO
If we're broke when day ends
Have to live with friends
And wind up in poverty

Now we stand, no stools and
Not right is this game
Fortune here could soon appear
See, our free drinks just came..

We just won, "Wow!"
Glad voters did allow
CASINO
It's the wildest, weirdest, craziest place
Soon there'll be one in each empty space
Even slot machines at the mall..
They oughta' call
It...
"Cash Seen, oh"
CASINO,
CASINO