Born on a counter top, this recipe
Greatest dish, there's ever gonna' be
Add anything you're gonna' throw away
Tidbits of bear, a little chardonnay
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its,
Grub that'll make ya' cheer..

Toss in some cashews, celery, too
A couple M&M's, but not the blue
A snort or two of beer, just to make it tart
Half a dozen ramps, and an artichoke heart
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its,
Wow! is the praise you'll hear..

Poke through the woods, see what you can find
A clump or two of mushrooms, not the toadstool kind
Anything crawlin' ...you can toss it in alive
Combs of honey from an old bee hive
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its
A meal that'll hit the spot

Back to the fridge for leftover junk
If it ain't growin' hair, throw it in with a clunk
Steal what the dog didn't eat last night
What the cat dragged in will be alright
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its
Guests are gonna' love a lot..

Stand back, and admire your fantasy
Old Emeril would die of jealousy
Cook three days, let it set for one
Throw the damned stuff out, when it's done
(Cause) Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its
Is just a food put on !

If you eat it, you'll be dead by dawn....