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Song Parodies -> "Ballad Of Gravy Crock-Its"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad Of Davy Crockett"

Original Performer:

TV show theme song

Parody Song Title:

"Ballad Of Gravy Crock-Its"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Born on a counter top, this recipe
Greatest dish, there's ever gonna' be
Add anything you're gonna' throw away
Tidbits of bear, a little chardonnay
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its,
Grub that'll make ya' cheer..

Toss in some cashews, celery, too
A couple M&M's, but not the blue
A snort or two of beer, just to make it tart
Half a dozen ramps, and an artichoke heart
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its,
Wow! is the praise you'll hear..

Poke through the woods, see what you can find
A clump or two of mushrooms, not the toadstool kind
Anything crawlin' ...you can toss it in alive
Combs of honey from an old bee hive
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its
A meal that'll hit the spot

Back to the fridge for leftover junk
If it ain't growin' hair, throw it in with a clunk
Steal what the dog didn't eat last night
What the cat dragged in will be alright
Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its
Guests are gonna' love a lot..

Stand back, and admire your fantasy
Old Emeril would die of jealousy
Cook three days, let it set for one
Throw the damned stuff out, when it's done
(Cause) Gravy, Gravy Crock-Its
Is just a food put on !

If you eat it, you'll be dead by dawn....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Tim Mayfield - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Mmmm! Mmmm! Good to the last drop. 5's
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ya cooked up a good one...5s
Johnny D - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Should'a stuck to that-thar gopher stew, Delbert! 555!
AFW - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to voters and commentors
Billy Boyd - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't remember the OS really well, but this was very funny. All 5's.
MrMacphisto - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
As Jim Carrey once said, "Yummay!"
Rick C - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Na, that thar's a passle o' grub! 555

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