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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Johnny English"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Johnny Yuma"

Original Performer:

Tv Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Johnny English"

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The Lyrics

Johnny a spy guy,
A spoof..of James Bond
Oh, Johnny English, super sly guy
Just ask..any blonde

He'll get mean and mad
This English lad..

Can make you drop
With a judo chop..

All that poise and class
Hides a real badass..
John English..

(Don't'll lose'll lose...he's a devil)

Johnny English, is a winner,
Tho''s not shown
Yes, Johnny English,
Spoils your dinner,
He'll break every bone

He roams the world
This British duff
He is quiver quick,
But don't look tough..
If he turns on you,
You'll scream out, "Enough!"
John English..

(You'll beg, "Go 'way, Go 'way,
Go 'way...Johnny English..)

Johnny English..

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Rob Arndt - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate the movies (God, they made a sequel) but the song is decent-555!!! I admire the way you use the least violence in your parodies AFW- if this were mine it would be much more dark (well, at least the real Bond series anyway) ;-D
Old Man Ribber - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - I'll have to check out these films. In the meantime, this brings new meaning to "The King's English". ;D
Rob Arndt - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW- unless you are a Mr. Bean fan and can take his dull-witted silly humor- DON'T watch those films- they suck and you would seriously waste your money. Last thing I saw him in that was sorta funny was "Rat Race" which was a new version of the older "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"!!!
Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm a big Mr. Bean fan and liked "Rat Race", so I'd like to see this movie. (Although I thought the first "Mr. Bean" movie stunk.) Also a big "Johnny Yuma" fan as a kid--I had the rebel hat and the sawed-off shotgun in the holster (toys were cooler then) so 5's!
Rob Arndt - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't get me wrong, I'm an anglophile myself and love Brit/BBC comedies: Ab/Fab, Are You Being Served?/ Black Adder/ Benny Hill/ Coupling/Fawlty Towers/Keeping Up Appearances/ Monty Python/ My Hero/Waiting on God, etc...!!!
AFW - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob, OMR, and Porfle

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