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Song Parodies -> "Eight Seconds On A Bull"

Original Song Title:

"Maverick"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Seconds On A Bull"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Pity the cowboy on his butt,
Victim of Ferd'nand's aim,
Seein' pink stars and who knows what?
Luck's no long companion,
Bull ridin's one tough game..
Holdin' tornados in your hand
Wild as a dancehall dame
Showin' the world that you're a man
Not proud of bad landins'
Just glad you ain't lame..

Eight seconds on a bull
Brief moments, never dull
Don't try it when you're full'a
Re-fried beans..
Fort Worth to Cheyenne town
Bouncin' on air and ground,
Bull Ridin's gotcha' wearin' out your jeans

Saddled up on that Greyhound bus
Rollin' the interstate
Headed for your next Brahma tuss
Up ahead's a canyon,
Won't be long, you can't wait
Ready for today's rodeo
Saved up the entry. too
Worked on a ranch to make the dough,
Can't resist that man yen,
In the heart of you..

Eight seconds on a bull
Fannin' sky like a gull
Bull ridin' keeps ya' roamin' thru the west
Fort Worth to Cheyenne town
Bouncin' on air and ground,
Eight seconds on a bull makes you the best..

Eight seconds on that bull, now you're the best





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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Christie Marie M - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I've never actually rode on a bull, but nice parody for a rodeo anthem! If I were to ride on a bull, I wouldn't last for even one second! Makes me want to go to Texas to see a real live rodeo! Think you'll also be writing a parody about bull fighting someday? This parody is no "bull", I'll tell you that! I've actually enjoyed it! 5 bounces, 5 spins, and 5 jolts while still staying on a bull for 8 seconds!
Fiddlegirl - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeeeee-Haw! ;)
TJC - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW AKA 'Urban Pow Boy' knocks another one outta the park, er, arena!
Old Man Ribber - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Time to "Garner" another three 5s! ;D
alvin - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
5s for 8...no bull
AFW - July 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
TT - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I dated her once. It was years ago, but I'll never forget that wild ride!
AFW - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the unique comment, TT..but it sounds like a lotta' bull, to me..
LilCougaress - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, alias ~ elSatyrMajor~, this is fine!! It should be posted on Wrangler.com, as Cowboys love it! . . . . yeah, I got a Cowboy, way across town; He's good to me . . . . Oh, Yeah! He calls me ' honey' both Day & Nite. Ohhhh, he's my LongHorn; I treat him right. I got a Cowboy way across town that's good to me . . .
AFW - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, again, LCC...love your "Rodeo Ray Charles" version of "I Got A Woman"
LadyTaTa - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air , ~Lord RodeoRacy~ . . . I like it very much, that it does indeed please one Cowboy !

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