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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Achers"
Original Song Title:
"Green Acres"
Original Performer:
TV Show Theme
Parody Song Title:
"Tooth Achers"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Tooth Achers never liked to face
Much rather kick a cop with mace
Mean mem'ries like, "Let's open wide!"
And two foot needles, or longer, were stuck inside..
Tooth Achers, there's no pain that's worse
Big cavaties in life, my curse
Least one in every thirty two
Sittin' and spittin' and gettin' 'em fixed to chew..
...Past tense
...Got sense
...Not now,
...No how
No ache occurs
No mam, no sirs
Goodbye Tooth Achers,
Hello, there, new dentures...
Much rather kick a cop with mace
Mean mem'ries like, "Let's open wide!"
And two foot needles, or longer, were stuck inside..
Tooth Achers, there's no pain that's worse
Big cavaties in life, my curse
Least one in every thirty two
Sittin' and spittin' and gettin' 'em fixed to chew..
...Past tense
...Got sense
...Not now,
...No how
No ache occurs
No mam, no sirs
Goodbye Tooth Achers,
Hello, there, new dentures...
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very incisive, AFW - 555
delightfully goofy....sittin' and spittin' and gettin' 'em fixed to chew...lol 5s
A lotta bite to this one...funny...555
Fangs for writing this, AFW! 555
The molar of the story is, toothaches aren't funny, but parodies about them usually are. Five free cleanings.
Thanks all, for voting and clever commenting...
must say this one was fun to chew on. 555
Thanks, Carol
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