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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Achers"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth Achers"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Tooth Achers never liked to face
Much rather kick a cop with mace
Mean mem'ries like, "Let's open wide!"
And two foot needles, or longer, were stuck inside..
Tooth Achers, there's no pain that's worse
Big cavaties in life, my curse
Least one in every thirty two
Sittin' and spittin' and gettin' 'em fixed to chew..
...Past tense
...Got sense
...Not now,
...No how
No ache occurs
No mam, no sirs
Goodbye Tooth Achers,
Hello, there, new dentures...

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stuart mcarthur - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
very incisive, AFW - 555
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy....sittin' and spittin' and gettin' 'em fixed to chew...lol 5s
Rick C - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
A lotta bite to this one...funny...555
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Fangs for writing this, AFW! 555
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
The molar of the story is, toothaches aren't funny, but parodies about them usually are. Five free cleanings.
AFW - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for voting and clever commenting...
carol - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
must say this one was fun to chew on. 555
AFW - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol

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