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Song Parodies -> "Presents to Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Triditional(Christmas)

Parody Song Title:

"Presents to Afghanistan"

Parody Written by:

Jericho Cheng

The Lyrics

On the first day of christmas the US gave to us,
A corpse and an overturned bus!

On the second day of christmas the US gave to us,
Two blown up houses
and A corpse and an overturned bus!

On the third day of christmas the US gave to us,
Three Flyin tomahawks
Two blown up houses
and a corpse and an overturned bus!

On the fourth day of Christmas the US gave to us,
Four dead taliban
Three flying tomahawks
two blown up houses
and a corpse and an overturned bus!

On the fifth day of christmas the US gave to us,
Five big-ass rockets
Four dead taliban
Three flying tomahawks
two blown up houses
and a corpse and an overturned bus!

On the sixth day of christmas the US gave to us
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flyin tomahawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an overturned bus!

On the seventh day of christmas the US gave to us:
7 Mock team members
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flyin tomhawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an over turned bus

On the 8th day of christmas the US gave to us:
8 pissed off generals
7 Mock team members
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flying tomahawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an overurned bus

On the 9th day of christmas the US gave to us:
9 sreaming nukes
8 pissed off generals
7 Mock team members
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flying tomahawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an overurned bus

On the 10th day of christmas the US gave to us:
10 mad soldiers
9 sreaming nukes
8 pissed off generals
7 Mock team members
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flying tomahawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an overurned bus

On the 11th day of christmas the US gave to us:
11 F-14's
10 mad soldiers
9 sreaming nukes
8 pissed off generals
7 Mock team members
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flying tomahawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an overurned bus

On the 12th day of christmas the US gave to us:
12 Big fat missiles
11 F-14's
10 mad soldiers
9 sreaming nukes
8 pissed off generals
7 Mock team members
6 US snipers
5 big ass rockets
4 dead taliban
3 flying tomahawks
2 blown up houses
and a corpse and an overturned bus

On the last day of christmas the US gave to us:
On Afghan shattering BOOM!
America Lives!

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