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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph Got Assault Rifle"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph, the Red-Nose Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traitional
Parody Song Title:
"Rudolph Got Assault Rifle"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
The sad end of rangiferous bullying, harassment and persecution.
Rudolph, the Red-Nose Reindeer
was the reindeer underdog;
Due to his red wind-splitter
he got bullied, harassed, mock'd;
All of the other reindeer
used to treat him laughing-stock.
They never let poor Rudolph
socialize with rest of flock.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rudolph thought: "Enough!"
I'm sick and tired of being pick'd
bullied and treated rough -"
Sad is the end this story
I'd think it leaves you all in dread -
Rudolph got assault rifle,
he shot the other reindeer dead!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rudolph thought: "Enough!"
I'm sick and tired of being pick'd
bullied and treated rough -"
Sad is the end this story
I'd think it leaves you all in dread -
Rudolph got assault rifle,
he shot the other reindeer dead!
was the reindeer underdog;
Due to his red wind-splitter
he got bullied, harassed, mock'd;
All of the other reindeer
used to treat him laughing-stock.
They never let poor Rudolph
socialize with rest of flock.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rudolph thought: "Enough!"
I'm sick and tired of being pick'd
bullied and treated rough -"
Sad is the end this story
I'd think it leaves you all in dread -
Rudolph got assault rifle,
he shot the other reindeer dead!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Rudolph thought: "Enough!"
I'm sick and tired of being pick'd
bullied and treated rough -"
Sad is the end this story
I'd think it leaves you all in dread -
Rudolph got assault rifle,
he shot the other reindeer dead!
Inspired by the school shootings in Tuusula, Finland, 2007.
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Killing all of Santa's reindeer? Geez-have the next song tell of Santa killing little children!! Nasty
So Rudy Kalashnikov-ed the other reindeer.
This is an AK47 assualt rifle - the preferred weapon of your enemies. It makes a distinct sound when fired at you. Have a bloody Merry Christmas. Little known fact - Rudolph worked for USPS before he took the Santa job. What Ms Christian said - NASTY!
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