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Song Parodies -> "The Grin And Wink's My Symbol ;D"

Original Song Title:

"The Holly And The Ivy"

Original Performer:

Traditonal Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"The Grin And Wink's My Symbol ;D"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Merry Christmas! Sometimes I think you know me better than I know myself. Is it because my signature emoticon ;D indicates no true malice even when I'm ranting? I hope so. Will Rogers once said, "I never met a man I didn't like." I never met a man or woman that I didn't like...to tease. ;D



The Grin and Wink's my symbol
Used here on amiright,
And it sure reminds me constantly
"Do your best to keep it light!"

The wide smile shows good feeling
Sincere - it isn't hoke.
And the winking eye says on the sly
That "I hope you got the joke."

'Though often do I venture
To things best left unsaid,
My emoticon says "Todd, c'mon!
Use your heart and not your head!"

I'd rather tweak than bludgeon,
Spoof rather than assault,
So folks say that "He had gentility"
When they lay me in my vault.

'Though I stand right of center
And sound a warning call,
I must confess you show graciousness
And I like you one and all.

The Grin and Wink adorns all
The stuff I have to share,
But friends watch your back! I'm on the attack
If the Grin and Wink's not there!





Merry Christmas ;D

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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2Eagle - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, keep it light - but with biting satire. ;)
Andria - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, and I try to use this emoticon ":-)" or ";-)" when posting comments. Grin, grin, grin, wink, wink, wink, five, five, five. Merry Christmas to You and Yours! :-)
AFW - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
The grin and wink's your symbol, indeed...and your parodies, I like to read..
blackjack21 - December 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Grin and wink and carry a big stick. ;-)
Old Man Ribber - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all...and you too Mr. Unobomber! ;D

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