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Song Parodies -> "What Pile Is This?"

Original Song Title:

"What Child Is This?"

Original Performer:

Traditonal

Parody Song Title:

"What Pile Is This?"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Seems to always happen, one minute the room is neat and orderly... the next all Hell breaks loose!!!
What pile is this?
This Christmas mess
These paper wads are heaping

Room once was neat
Now rats retreat
A cockroach army's creeping

Sick, Sick
Our Christmas tree
Knocked off the stand
And fire gleams

Waste, Waste
I'm simply awed
A raid
Is much less scary

So pack incense
Vacuum this dirt
Some dusting might just make prim

Just clean the scene
Of red and green
When scrubbing starts
It's shown trim

Rinse, rinse
The sponge till dry
The dirt that clings
Can't say "Goodbye"

Oy, Oy
It's strife this morn
The day I'm, Christmas, Mourning!!!!
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Jack Wilson - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This ruled, 5s
alvin rhodes - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
heaps o' fun
Tommy Turtle - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I was expecting something to do with walking where dogs have been, but this was more topical. Sorry for piling on three more Fives.
aoit - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it but you spelled Traditional wrong. Apparently you forgot the second "i"...tisk tisk tisk.
AFW - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Truer words were never parodied
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I also had the thought of "the ultimate party pooper." Bet you needed FIVE garbage bags to take care of it all!
Below Average Dave - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good work here Michael, although I was hopeing to get a break from Christmas Parodies, I guess this was submitted on Christmas--so all is well-555
Matthias - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Dave, the name is Matthias... As for the rest o' you guys fleiz navidad
PMS - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
555
2Eagle - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
The clean up was always my job. i can relate - 555.
Red Ant - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but I still liked this parody. Funny, because it's true.
C.J. Spindler - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked this Tradishunull parody very much.

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