-> "Santa Claus Is Humbling Two Clowns"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Humbling Two Clowns"
You'd better not look--
It's pretty obscene--
Caught it on Macy's 40-inch screen:
Santa Claus is bonkin' two clowns!
He's makin' a fist
And stickin' it twice;
Ronald McDonald's gonna need ice;
Santa Claus is humpin' two clowns!
I can't believe it's showing
On closed-circuit TV!
There's never been a prank like this
Underneath a Christmas tree! Oh!
That Santa is stout,
But visibly spry;
Givin' a gift that's makin' 'em cry!
Santa Claus is pumpin' two clowns!
He's honkin' their horns,
And beatin' their bums;
Rippin' their suits and juicin' their plums!
Santa Claus is thumpin' two clowns!
With peppermint sticks,
And ornaments, too!
Lubricant-coated, up the wazoo!
Santa Claus is plumbin' two clowns!
Now Santa's strippin' down to
Lace panties and a bra--
The clowns in heels and fishnet hose,
What a great menage-a-trois! Whoa!
They got it on film,
It's fairly well-known;
You can download it to your cell phone!
Santa Claus is plunkin' two clowns!
Santa Claus is pluggin' two clowns!
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