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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Humbling Two Clowns"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Humbling Two Clowns"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

One of the clowns was heard to say, "I'm lovin' it."
You'd better not look--
It's pretty obscene--
Caught it on Macy's 40-inch screen:
Santa Claus is bonkin' two clowns!

He's makin' a fist
And stickin' it twice;
Ronald McDonald's gonna need ice;
Santa Claus is humpin' two clowns!

I can't believe it's showing
On closed-circuit TV!
There's never been a prank like this
Underneath a Christmas tree! Oh!

That Santa is stout,
But visibly spry;
Givin' a gift that's makin' 'em cry!
Santa Claus is pumpin' two clowns!

He's honkin' their horns,
And beatin' their bums;
Rippin' their suits and juicin' their plums!
Santa Claus is thumpin' two clowns!

With peppermint sticks,
And ornaments, too!
Lubricant-coated, up the wazoo!
Santa Claus is plumbin' two clowns!

Now Santa's strippin' down to
Lace panties and a bra--
The clowns in heels and fishnet hose,
What a great menage-a-trois! Whoa!

They got it on film,
It's fairly well-known;
You can download it to your cell phone!
Santa Claus is plunkin' two clowns!

Santa Claus is pluggin' two clowns!
┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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 4   0
 5   14

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Phil Alexander - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
He's under arrest
And locked in a cage
'Cause one of those clowns was
Way under age...

...very funny, Bob. Especially loved the "menage a trois" rhyme :-)
Claude Prez - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, "he's makin' a fist/ And stickin' it twice" was just the first time I LLOL (that's literally laughed out loud). Hilarious stuff, Bob. I'm *yow!* lovin' it!
John Barry - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
5s all 'round. . .especially liked the "stout/spry" contrast.
carol - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL x 5! 555
alvin rhodes - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
what a scream
Red Ant - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Ditto Claude's comment. And, for the second time today, I'll say I wouldn't be surprised to see this in SOTM.
Rick C - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope this Santa isn't the one that shows up at my house. LOL :-) 555
Spelling Cops - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Shame on you for misspelling traditional.
Bob Gomez - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil: Diva reports
That Wild Man says,
"One o' them clowns was Bobby Gomez"...d;:^)
Claude: The pleasure is all mine, my friend.
John: Happy holidays and may the new year inspire you to new lows of lunatic songwriting.
carol, alvin, Red, Rick: Glad you all enjoyed it. Have a great holiday and new year.
Spelling: I have no idea why the original is showing like that. I thought I submitted it as the original songwriters, J. Fred Coots and Henry Gillespie. Happy holidays anyway and to all a good spell. - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Shame on you for not telling "Spelling Cops" to go hump a clown. Fabulous stuff, BFG. I love every stanza.
Bob Gomez - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I am deeply humbled, er, uh, flattered. Cheers for jeers!
Mr. Kritik - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I wish you ppl would stop misspelling the word Traditional. I support the spelling cops totally.
Mrs. Kritik - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Do you supose the spelling copps voted 1/1/1 on this becasue of a simpel spelling erorr?

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