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Song Parodies -> "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Original Song Title:

"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Original Performer:

Traditonal

Parody Song Title:

"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

Parody Written by:

DuDe1013

The Lyrics

I know some people will give it a 1. I don't care.
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
99 bottles of Beer
You take one down, pass it around
98 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

(Keep going until 20 bottles of beer)

20 Bottles of Beer on the Wall 20 Bottles of Beer
you tqke ose dngk jdhnuhgnrilgufhrilkgjruhgkdj
Hey, what are you lookin' at ya stupid leprachaun!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 5
 5
 
 2   2
 1
 1
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   3
 5
 5
 

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Mr Critic - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad you don't care....111
spelling cop - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I gave it 1's, but you also spelled traditional wrong.
Defense Attorney - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Officer, what do expect of a guy who has drunk 79 bottles of beer?
Your Worst Nightmare - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
4/4/2. Good pacing, funny ending, but really short and easy to do.
neminem - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I have a feeling you were drunk when you posted this. If you happened to actually write several verses that showed the progression from sober to smashed, and that went from really witty to really stupid, that would have been funny. But writing out the original, and then writing some random crap underneath, isn't. In fact, ones.
Billy Florio - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Im coming in defence here.....it's quite conceptial, as the joke is that after 70 something beers, youre not going to be able to sing this song very well....I thought it was funny.....just use a spell check, and pacing wise, you probably should have included more verses whether normal, or maybe to add to the joke, ones where the singer gradually messes up something....comedy comes in three, so think about that
Your Worst Nightmare - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You guys could at least give him good points for pacing, you know.
Ron West - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me understand this, we have a Florio talking about spelling? Hmmm. Well at least it wasn't Michael leaving the criticism.
neminem - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Why should we give him good points for pacing? The first verse is the same as the original, which doesn't really count; it then becomes impossible to tell whether "jdhnuhgnrilgufhrilkgjruhgkdj" has the same number of syllables as "and pass it around," and "Hey, what are you lookin' at ya stupid leprachaun!" has 13 syllables to "99 bottles of beer on the wall"'s 10.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess you're right there. But we could still give him sympathy points for being wrong in the head.
Joelle - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahaha!
spelling cop - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Defense Attorney, I guess you're right. I'm surprised he was able to spell everything else correctly, though. He was probably so drunk he couldn't finish the other 20; that's probably why he stopped there.
DuDe1013 - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't spell traditional. The website did.
God - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude you are a lame arsed song writer! put in more verses you numbskull
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Arr, it take a reeeal man te parody a tune like this properly, matey! http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional476.shtml
Mr critic - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Restoring my 1 1 1 vote on this BAD parody.
Alpha Skua - July 10, 2018 - Report this comment
You soon have a big big hangover you give up drining and drink cherry cola

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