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Song Parodies -> "Just Before The Paddle, Mother"

Original Song Title:

"Just Before The Battle, Mother"

Original Performer:

Traditional (W W I song)

Parody Song Title:

"Just Before The Paddle, Mother"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Just before the paddle, Mother
I'm preparing for each blow
With a big book in my britches,
Only hope it doesn't show

I must bravely face your thrashing
For my awful naughty deeds
In the hot tub Fido's splashing,
On sis-ter's hat, Porky feeds..

Beg you, Mother, reconsider
Promise, good boy, I will be
Though glue, I put in Tabby's litter
Won't you grant me amnesty?

Hark, I hear Mom's loud stern voice
Call out my name, angrily
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER MCDONALD!!!
Come, this moment, here to me!!!

Just before the paddle, Mother
I'm regretting tricks I've done
Dropping goldfish in your coffee,
Zapping Tommy with stungun

Now's the final truthful moment,
If by chance I should survive
Don't think I can resist temptation,
Lots more tricks, I shall contrive..

Lots more tricks, I shall contrive..

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Old Man Ribber - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
A favorite song of mine and a throwback to my youth. This kid REALLY had it coming! As you were, Corporal Punishment! ;D
Fiddlegirl - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
ROFL! I expect there will be quite a few who can relate to this one :D
Mark Scotti - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I grew up in the "paddle" days! Yeeeeeeouch!! LOL!!! Funny thing though, I always had the highest respect and love for my parents!
AFW - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Fg, true...and thanks, Mark...yeah..it's what this country needs to activate, again
Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
creative, 5's
AFW - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil
Tommy - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm stunned! (heh heh)

Also, I'm against Corporal Punishment, in favor of Private Parts.
AFW - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy...lol
TJC - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent--"Porky feeds" LOL!
UnKnownVotress - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Are you upstream now without your ' Paddle,' Sir l"Air ? ? I can lend you one, if that be the case . . .
AFW - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC...and UKV..I'll take the lend, but not on my end..
Turtle - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
You knew that was Tommy, right? Just playing along with your line about "zapping Tommy w/ stun gun". Just making sure...
AFW - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Your shell game, sort of half fooled me...but sure, now

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