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Song Parodies -> "Down By The Old Milf Stream"

Original Song Title:

"Down By The Old Mill Stream"

Original Performer:

Traditional Quartet Song

Parody Song Title:

"Down By The Old Milf Stream"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Down by the old...
(not the young, but the old)
Milf stream
(quite the flow with the stream)
Where I first...
(passion cast, at the first)
Met Drew.
(So true was Drew)

She had eyes
(classy rear, also eyes)
Of blue
(not seen, think blue)
Dressed in naught...
(no clothes, just naught)
Cute, too
(no dog, cute too)

Down by the old
(Getting sprayed was my dream)
Milf stream
(Not just drips, nice hole stream)
Where we burst...
(with great passion, we burst)
Our scene..
(All unrehearsed)
She was supreme,
(up above, so supreme)
My Spillage Queen
Down by her old...
(not the new, but the old)
Milf stream

(That...old...milf...stream...)

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Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, those dirty mothers! ;D
Mark Scotti - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
A very "milfly" write!!!
timmy1000 - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Great title and write.
John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Got MILF? Priceless title.
< ! ! ! > - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
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Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on the parody! I echo all comments above! LOL at "Milf Stream" 555.
Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny
Fiddlegirl - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
The title switch alone is worth 555! (Still laughing...)
John Jenkins - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
The old mill stream is the Blanchard River in Ohio. I was born "down by the old mill stream" (in the Blanchard Valley Hospital) and have tried without success to think of a fitting parody to this original song. I commend you for doing so.
Sarah Palin - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you for the very nice tribute and clever title switch, Mr. Won! Now, if you could only get this turtle's flippers off my tail...

@ Mr. Jenkins: "Blanchard Valley PTA" by Jeannie C. Riley, or something similar?
AFW - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Mark, Timmy, John, !!!, Christie, Phil, FG, John, (Interesting tale), and Sarah, TT..by the way, that song was, "Harper Valley PTA"..or was that a subtle joke?
blackjack21 - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Row, row, row your boat. Funny stuff, AFW, 555.
TT - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I didn't think it was that subtle -- just suggesting the title switch, as the OS would have been obvious. Sorry.

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