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Song Parodies -> "Them Crash Dummies"

Original Song Title:

"Old Dan Tucker"

Original Performer:

Traditional (New version by Bruce Springsteen)

Parody Song Title:

"Them Crash Dummies"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

One--two--three--four..

Well, Them Crash Dummies don't know how to drive
They're always wreckin', seldom do survive..
With crazy speed, a' slammin' into walls
They ain't too bright, but they sure got balls..

Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Screwed on arms and plastic tummies
Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Turn you into dusty mummies

Now, Them Crash Dummies ain't all that smart
Oughta' know what's comin' when they hear cars start
Ain't got no Blue Cross, only Black and Blue..
Gettin' all busted up, and replaced with new..

Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Screwed on arms and plastic tummies
Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Turn you into dusty mummies...

Well, Them Crash Dummies oughta' organize
Need a Jimmy Hoffa and some union guys
With arbitration, more secure they'd be
Like Lech Walesa, solidarity...

Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Screwed on arms and plastic tummies
Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Turn you into dusty mummies...

Come on !
Let it go !

Oh, Them Crash Dummies, gettin' their orders
Workin for Chrysler, and General Motors
Don't last long, but they fill their quotas
Drivin those Chevies, and big DeSotos...

Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Screwed on arms and plastic tummies
Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Turn you into dusty mummies...

Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Screwed on arms and plastic tummies
Get out the way, Them Crash Dummies
Turn you into dusty mummies...

(Yeah!)





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alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept...the part about them getting unionized slayed me
AFW - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...
Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
A union for Crash Test Dummies is a GENIUS concept, AFW...this was wonderfully silly. 555

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