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Song Parodies -> "Amazing Mace"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Amazing Mace"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Random idea.
Amazing mace, how sweet the sound
Of spraying dyed debris
It does cause loss to those who hound,
Does blind those tailing me.

It's mace that I keep in my purse
Where others would keep keys
When strangers try to talk, converse
I give my mace a squeeze!

It's mace that all my stalkers fear
The purple, burning foam
How precious did that mace appear
When I was followed home.

This man, he claimed to know me well
I doubted what he said
So when he spoke, I gave him hell
And now his eyes are red.

Though some may call me paranoid
I say, I've just begun
All public contact I'll avoid
('Til I get my handgun!)

Oh, pepper spray, how I praise thee!
You keep men in their place
Thank Jesus for small weaponry -
Thank God's a-macing grace!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
And what department store do you buy that stuff in?
Lee. O. Jaye - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm working on a couple of stalker songs, myself, little Emi. None so clever as this, I'm afraid...and they are beginning to stale in my "works in progress" bin. 5s...=)
musicman - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
shame on you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rod Worden - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Amacing parody, Emi .
EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's see....

Johnny D - I think whatever it is you were going for, I missed it. But thanks for the comment/vote.
LEO JAY- Ha! You can't fool me with your little alter-egos! Bow to my ultimate intellect! Thanks to you, as well.
Arwen - *glares* If I'm not mistaken, I think I'm taller than you.
musicman - Shame on YOU. *sticks out tongue*
Rod Worden - Yikes?...I mean, thanks.
Meriadoc - Thanks.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Dearest touchy...but really, there are smurfs out there who are taller than "Little Emi" comment still stands. (besides, it's a term of means I love you! you never hear me say..."oh, little one's guy..." really don't have that many enemies, as it turns out...), I got one..."oh, little person who criticizes my terms of endearment..." ; )....)
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Tibbygirl - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Has somebody been a busy little bee while I was away or what? Very nice. Funny true story that I feel like sharing: I was at a Wizard's game with my friend Lance, along with the rest of my class, and Mr. Lance was carrying a can of mace that his mom gave him for self-defense, "just in case." The security lady told him to take it out and throw it away cuz it was a concealed weapon and then she made him go through the detectors three more times and did the buzzy wand search on him, too. Thought I should share it. Enjoy.
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work here.
EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - So many contradictory statements....augh...Big Arwen. *snicker*
Johnny D - GROAN.
TibbyGirl - Is that the Lance I know, or the Lance I don't know?
Robert J. Paglario...Phagarlo....Paglophobia. - Thanks.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That is IT!!! No more cute "little" qualifiers for you, lady.
2nz - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"Nice try, but I built up an immunity"-Glen, from Family Guy.

Heh, heh, nice one Emi. You consistently use your original songs very well.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Perusing all of your previously un-perused works, medium-Emi. This one caught my eye.
susan - August 31, 2014 - Report this comment
love the original, but in today's world this has it's place .........sad but true that this makes one think . Thanks for the giggle

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