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Song Parodies -> "Amazing Mace"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Amazing Mace"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

Random idea.
Amazing mace, how sweet the sound
Of spraying dyed debris
It does cause loss to those who hound,
Does blind those tailing me.

It's mace that I keep in my purse
Where others would keep keys
When strangers try to talk, converse
I give my mace a squeeze!

It's mace that all my stalkers fear
The purple, burning foam
How precious did that mace appear
When I was followed home.

This man, he claimed to know me well
I doubted what he said
So when he spoke, I gave him hell
And now his eyes are red.

Though some may call me paranoid
I say, I've just begun
All public contact I'll avoid
('Til I get my handgun!)

Oh, pepper spray, how I praise thee!
You keep men in their place
Thank Jesus for small weaponry -
Thank God's a-macing grace!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
And what department store do you buy that stuff in?
Lee. O. Jaye - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm working on a couple of stalker songs, myself, little Emi. None so clever as this, I'm afraid...and they are beginning to stale in my "works in progress" bin. 5s...=)
musicman - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
shame on you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rod Worden - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Yikes!
Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Amacing parody, Emi .
EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's see....

Johnny D - I think whatever it is you were going for, I missed it. But thanks for the comment/vote.
LEO JAY- Ha! You can't fool me with your little alter-egos! Bow to my ultimate intellect! Thanks to you, as well.
Arwen - *glares* If I'm not mistaken, I think I'm taller than you.
musicman - Shame on YOU. *sticks out tongue*
Rod Worden - Yikes?...I mean, thanks.
Meriadoc - Thanks.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Dearest EmiLoca...so touchy...but really, there are smurfs out there who are taller than me...so...my "Little Emi" comment still stands. (besides, it's a term of endearment...it means I love you! you never hear me say..."oh, little one's guy..." or...um...(i really don't have that many enemies, as it turns out...)...um...okay, I got one..."oh, little person who criticizes my terms of endearment..." ; )....)
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Macy's
Tibbygirl - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Has somebody been a busy little bee while I was away or what? Very nice. Funny true story that I feel like sharing: I was at a Wizard's game with my friend Lance, along with the rest of my class, and Mr. Lance was carrying a can of mace that his mom gave him for self-defense, "just in case." The security lady told him to take it out and throw it away cuz it was a concealed weapon and then she made him go through the detectors three more times and did the buzzy wand search on him, too. Thought I should share it. Enjoy.
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work here.
EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - So many contradictory statements....augh...Big Arwen. *snicker*
Johnny D - GROAN.
TibbyGirl - Is that the Lance I know, or the Lance I don't know?
Robert J. Paglario...Phagarlo....Paglophobia. - Thanks.
Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That is IT!!! No more cute "little" qualifiers for you, lady.
2nz - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"Nice try, but I built up an immunity"-Glen, from Family Guy.

Heh, heh, nice one Emi. You consistently use your original songs very well.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Perusing all of your previously un-perused works, medium-Emi. This one caught my eye.
susan - August 31, 2014 - Report this comment
love the original, but in today's world this has it's place .........sad but true that this makes one think . Thanks for the giggle

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