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Song Parodies -> "In The Beer Garden"

Original Song Title:

"In The Garden"

Original Performer:

Traditional hymn

Parody Song Title:

"In The Beer Garden"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm in the beer garden alone,
Drinkin' dew, and chuggin' Four Roses,
And the voice I hear
Slow and slurred, unclear,
Is "Drink up, the bar soon closes.."

Andy jokes with me,
Andy smokes with me,
Andy pours me booze for no pay
Andy's always there,
One bartender, rare,
He carries me till payday...

I chat with the cute barmaid, Joyce
Short and sweet, with the jukebox, she's singing
And the melody, she hums to me,
Sometimes, a tear, is br-i-inging..

Andy toasts with me,
Andy boasts with me,
Befriends me, runs up my tabs,
Andy lets me sleep, on the bar, a heap..
Sends me home in taxicabs..

Sends me home in taxicabs..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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MtnDewDiva - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . Set 'em up Joe; I hope you don't mind my bendin' your ear . . . Make it one for my Cowboy, hope he wins that Ro-de-o . . . . He got the "wooWees" that make his chaps that fly . . .
Lee - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow....that is GREAT writing there. 5's.
AFW - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you, LCC...and Lee
Phil N - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool boozy parody, it's a modern classic
AFW - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil
LilTearDrops - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . perhaps this is from the "Tear Graden, Sir L'Air ? ?
Old Man Ribber - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job...sounds like The Garden Of Indescribable Delights to me. ;D

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