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Song Parodies -> "Leaning On The Corner Street Lamp Pole"

Original Song Title:

"Leaning On The Everlasting Arms"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Leaning On The Corner Street Lamp Pole"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

One poor fellow slips.for the joy of wine
Now can't stand up straight to save his soul
Waves of nausea..bend him out'a line..
Leaning on the corner street lamp pole

Leaning, leaning,
Not to be sick is his main goal
Leaning, leaning,
Leaning on the corner street lamp pole

Way too drunk to walk, laced with muscatel
Next time he should skip the drinks and bowl
Hope no cruiser comes,..nose like Tinkerbell
Leaning on the corner street lamp pole

Leaning, leaning,
Legs wobble like a crippled mole..
Leaning, leaning,
Leaning on the corner street lamp pole

Mind's too numb to dread what he'll have to face
When he's finished with his homeward stroll
Harsh domestic doom from his woman, Grace
Leaning on her corner street lamp pole..

Leaning, leaning
Large rolling pin will take it's toll
She waits, leaning,
Leaning on her corner street lamp pole

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Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
555 cups of coffee needed!
Christie Marie M - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Drunkenly hilarious, AFW! Sober up with 555's! Hallelujah!!
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Tippling you three fifths, AF!
Fiddlegirl - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Nose like Tinkerbell"... LOL! And double LOL at the irony of the rolling pin-wielding wife being named "Grace"... 555
Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
The lastest results from my "pole"...5-5-5! ;D
Andy Primus - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto FG
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like Andy Capp. $555 fine for public drunkenness!

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