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Song Parodies -> "Shall We Blather Like Old Ribber"
Original Song Title:
"Shall We Gather At The River"
Original Performer:
Traditional Hymn
Parody Song Title:
"Shall We Blather Like Old Ribber"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
I guess this is an example of a person singing his own "praises". No irreverence is intended...it just works. ;) BTW, Todd is my name.
Shall we blather like old Ribber, teasing everything that's odd?
Playful barbs he will deliver that flow from the mind of old Todd.
Yes, it matters to the Ribber - the crazy old the lazy old Ribber.
Funny wicked thought from the Ribber that flow from the mind of old Todd.
If you banter points with Ribber it's cool if you make him laugh.
He's a taker and a giver, just not quite as witty as Spaff.
Yes we'll clatter like the Ribber - the too wordy the oft nerdy Ribber.
All these right wing jabs from the Ribber that flow from the mind of old Todd.
So let's chatter like the Ribber, hurling all those dreadful puns.
If your views don't mesh with Ribber he never will give you those "ones".
Jokes we'll slather with the Ribber - the merry and yet scary Old Man Ribber
Laughing at the writes of the Ribber that flow from the mind of old Todd.
Playful barbs he will deliver that flow from the mind of old Todd.
Yes, it matters to the Ribber - the crazy old the lazy old Ribber.
Funny wicked thought from the Ribber that flow from the mind of old Todd.
If you banter points with Ribber it's cool if you make him laugh.
He's a taker and a giver, just not quite as witty as Spaff.
Yes we'll clatter like the Ribber - the too wordy the oft nerdy Ribber.
All these right wing jabs from the Ribber that flow from the mind of old Todd.
So let's chatter like the Ribber, hurling all those dreadful puns.
If your views don't mesh with Ribber he never will give you those "ones".
Jokes we'll slather with the Ribber - the merry and yet scary Old Man Ribber
Laughing at the writes of the Ribber that flow from the mind of old Todd.
I will now pass among you to take up a collection. ;)
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Just keep on rollin' along, Ribber.
A prose by any other name--you'll always be known for your lextreme lexcellence! (PS: Hopin' you aren't a Todd of the Sweeny variety... Naaaah! Can't be--he tends to butcher his songs...)
Amen, Brother Todd.
Yes, we should blather like Old Ribber. 5s, and keep on rollin', old Ribber! :-)
Blather on Sir Todd!
Let us pray... that OMR keeps writing! :)
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