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Song Parodies -> "Cleaning Up The Heaves"

Original Song Title:

"Bringing In The Sheaves"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaning Up The Heaves"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Working in a tavern, tidying the restrooms
Not an easy occu-pation, roll my sleeves
Starting after closing, busy until sunrise
I am not rejoicing, cleaning up the heaves..

Cleaning up the heaves, cleaning up the heaves,
Job that does no joy bring, cleaning up the heaves
Cleaning up the heaves, voicing my peeves
Girl, as well as boy thing..can't believe the heaves..

Second hand Budweiser ain't an appetizer
Get to know the vomits..that pile looks like Steve's
Awful telltale signs in..every cookie toss
I am not rejoicing, cleaning up the heaves..

Scrubbing up the heaves, feel like butler, Jeeves
'Cept there is no class in cleaning up the heaves
Wiping up the heaves, what a drunkard leaves
Working in New Joisey..cleaning up the heaves

Keep my head turned backwards, hold my nose, it's awkward
Feel like some doomed pris'ner..no gov'nor reprieves..
With my mop and bucket, gathering "Upchuckit"
Mind tells boss to "Suck It!" Tension, this relieves

Cleaning up the heaves, cleaning up the heaves,
Working for low wages, janitor receives
Cleaning up the heaves, they're as thick as leaves
Glad the drinks weren't on the...house, they'd clog the eaves

Glad the drinks weren't on the...house, they'd clog the eaves


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Mark Scotti - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Made me almost heave laughing!!!! Fives for this sweeping effort..
TJC - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Emesis Emeritus, fanblastic parochial puke parody... could subtitle: 'Take this job and... bucket'!
AFW - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, and TJC...Sir What?...that almost sounds like Russel Crowe's name in the "Gladiator"..good puns, Guys
alvin - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
Andria - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Booze will do that to ya, AFW, especially when drunk in quantity like the barflies in your parody did. I have puked a lot after drinking alcohol, especially after splitting a half-case of Keystone Light with my sister while playing hooky from college. 5s to you, and an Andria Award for "Best Vomit Parody Seen So Far" goes to... Airfarcewon!
Christie Marie M - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Heaving a bunch of 555's, AFW!!
AFW - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to alvin, Andria, and Christie
TT - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
A Heave-nly effort to to turn barfs into larfs! ... that bar needs a set of Porcelain Altars placed around the room :)
AFW - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TT...I like, "Heave-nly"
Leo Keough - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
To heave or not to heave - guess I have no choice in the matter...Hurling 5's your way!!!
MsJoyC - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Working in Joysey, Sir L'Air ? Sounds like Sinatra's ' day job ', before he got famous!

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