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Song Parodies -> "Just A Kosher Walk With Thee"

Original Song Title:

"Just A Closer Walk With Thee"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Kosher Walk With Thee"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I am weak, her breath is strong..
One good whiff would kill King Kong!
Cannot hold my nose too long..
As we walk, and she talks, close to me..

Just A Kosher Walk With Thee,
(Just a kosher walk...Just a kosher walk)
Grant her mouthwash is my plea..
(Just a kosher walk...just a kosher walk)
She just sneezed...wilted a tree!
Mercy, Oh, Dear Lord...Pity Me!

Guess it's time to say my prayers..
If I pass out, Lord..who cares?
Need some nose plugs..twenty pairs..
Woe is me, Dear Lord, Woe is me..

Let's go to the Deli store...
Famous last words, that's for sure!
My last blind date, need no more!
Please, Lord...No kisses at her door!

Just A Kosher Walk With Thee,
(Just a kosher walk, just a kosher walk)
Grant her mouthwash is my plea..
(Just a kosher walk, just a kosher walk)
She just sneezed...wilted a tree!
Mercy, Oh, Dear Lord..Pity Me!

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Royce Miller - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
a true original
QC17 - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't get this--are you saying Kosher food=bad breath? If so your premise is soooo wrong and could be misconstrued that Jews have bad breath. Not funny, I don't think that was your intention. Perhaps it should be "Just a Deli walk" if your real target is deli food--the fast majority of which is NOT Kosher, but if made properly certainly could wilt a tree!
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce............QC...Appreciate your comment, but, let's lighten up..it's just a parody...not a commandment...I'm part Jewish, myself...
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist...love it...5s
John Barry - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Mazel tov, AFW. This sort of goes with my "Then I Plotzed." Now how about "Just a kosher wok" . . . ?
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, and John ...yes, true...We brew Hebrew.....Wok idea is good...Why don't you wok on that..
Leo Jay - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny stuff -- those pickles can be killer. John Barry, oddly enough, I just used 'wok' as a substitute for 'walk' in a Mama's & Papa's 'California Dreamin' parody I submitted today. I didn't steal the idea from you!
Rick Cormier - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DELIghtful !!
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DNKOS, but very funny read. 555
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo...Thanks, Rick....clever pun..And thanks again, Dee
Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Best Jewish-themed parody of the day. I'm kvelling over it.
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael....
Michael McVey - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
That's a good one!!! -- MM
Kosher Kermie - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Miss Piggy had bad breath too! 555's
jymsmth - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
We need more parodies of hymnal tunes,nevermind ethnic a/o racil overtones,all of these various RELIGIONS take themselves too seriously.I applaud the author!
Johnny D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is a mitzvah!
AFW - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael M,, KK, Jymsmth, and Johnny D

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