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Song Parodies -> "Checkin' Out The Songs, By Golly"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional Holiday Carol

Parody Song Title:

"Checkin' Out The Songs, By Golly"

Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

Don't forget to finish big on the last Fa, la, las!
Christmas Cavilling With Amiright

Checkin' out the songs, by golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
We’re exposing ev’ry folly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Politicking comes with peril
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
You'll get comments purely puerile.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

We will never tire of taking
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Cheapshots at the ones who’re making
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Parodies with troubled timing
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
And the ones that reek at rhyming.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Pity authors lacking rhythm
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Songs where merit's not within 'em.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Critics can be kind or brutal
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Ignoring songs is the most cruel.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Still we never tire of waiting
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
For songs deserving all-five ratings:
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Funny lines, a well-wrought chorus.
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la.
But bashing is what doth restore us.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Patrick - December 11, 2020 - Report this comment
And no comments until now. This is happening to me all the time these days. Note: I don't use the number rating system. I can recall a time when I got comments and even death threats for days after posting someone found controversial. Now they just ignore me. Last time I used this tune, someone said it sounded like a sow birthing piglets. Wish I could rise up to that standard again.
John Dacey - December 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks for checking in, Patrick. I still regard myself as a relative newbie here, but I am beginning to learn from experience. I submitted a few nonpolitical songs in the past few weeks and with scant exception they were welcomed with the fanfare usually reserved for a detergent coupon in the weekly PennySaver™. It left me longing for the time I could a least count upon a complete set of thirteen 1s being assigned upon publication followed closely by scatological gibberish from an anonymous writer. The message is clear: to be noticed I'll have to return to bashing trump and his malcontent enablers. In truth, that's what I like best anyway.
Qa'almi AL Enni - December 14, 2020 - Report this comment
And here's "Bing" Laden crooning his Ya'ultime tribute to suicide bombers, "Deck The Walls With Bowels of Ali." Its on the flip side of his Islamas classic, "The Little Bomber Boy"

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