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Song Parodies -> "100 years of Cordial Intent... for Franglais speak"

Original Song Title:

"La Marseillaise"

Original Performer:

Traditional French

Parody Song Title:

"100 years of Cordial Intent... for Franglais speak"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I've written two versions: this one "en Franglais" - if you found this too easy to understand, please nip over to the other one and have a read.
Cent ans d'entente for our patries
Perhaps it should be célébré
Entre nous, le new Eurotunnel
To hypermarchés � Calais
To hypermarchés � Calais
Achetez vos cigarettes
And bouteilles of Belgian biere
They're beaucoup cheaper l�-bas
Fill up your voitures
Vos MPVs
'cause it's cheap over there
Remplissez your boots
Buvons! Drink on!
Le vin rouge fran�ais
Nous aimons les Fran�ais

Amour entre nos deux patries,
I mean that Gérard Depardieu
Et la belle, Laetitia Casta
Especially Thierry Henry
Et 'specially Thierry Henry
Coupe du monde, votre victoire
Trente-six ans after nous
Quel dommage, but la prochaine fois
Nous allons winner le cup

So sing citoyens!
Formez quelques choirs
Chantons! Sing on!
Des chansons d'amitié
L'entente cordiale - Hooray!

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Johnny " 50% English " D - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Right! Kindly see my off-colour comment that I posted on your neighbouring paourourdy.
Kristof Robertson - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Sacre Coeur!! This is joli dr�le sanglant!! sank sank sank!
Ingeborg S. Nord�n - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I generally like thoughtful, witty parodies on language and culture--and this one is no exception. 5-5-5...
Phil Alexander - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Mercy buckets, tout le monde ;-)

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