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Song Parodies -> "Carry Us Back To Old Vagina"

Original Song Title:

"Carry Me Back To Old Virginia"

Original Performer:

Traditional Folk Song

Parody Song Title:

"Carry Us Back To Old Vagina"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Carry Us Back To Old Vagina
That's where the cotton panty's fit, so they won't show
That's what us guys want all year, not just Springtime
That's where our most favorite part am long'd to go
That's where the labor was hard for our Mama's
Day after day, these attract a fellow's horn
No place on earth do we love more sincerely,
Than Old Vagina, the place where we was born..

CHORUS: Carry Us Back To Old Vagina
That's where the cotton panty's fit, so they won't show
That's what us guys want all year, not just Springtime
That's where our most favorite part am long'd to go

Carry Us Back To Old Vagina
Without it, Willies, would just wither and decay
Not in Austrailia, but somewhere down under,
That's where our most favorite part just loves to play
Maybe some misters have been there before us,
That's quite alright, we're not bent on keeping score
Without this spot, there could be no tomorrow
So, let's all meet at the place, that we adore..

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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds like a worthwhile journey to me...5s
John Barry - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
A title begging to be done if ever there was one.
AFW - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Alvin..
Rick C - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You naughty boy! This is funny...5s
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I can tell this was a labia...um, labour of love! 555
AFW - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick C., and Kristof
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I have a vaginal knowledge of the song, or should that be marginal, nevermind, 5s. :-)

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