Carry Us Back To Old Vagina
That's where the cotton panty's fit, so they won't show
That's what us guys want all year, not just Springtime
That's where our most favorite part am long'd to go
That's where the labor was hard for our Mama's
Day after day, these attract a fellow's horn
No place on earth do we love more sincerely,
Than Old Vagina, the place where we was born..

CHORUS: Carry Us Back To Old Vagina
That's where the cotton panty's fit, so they won't show
That's what us guys want all year, not just Springtime
That's where our most favorite part am long'd to go

Carry Us Back To Old Vagina
Without it, Willies, would just wither and decay
Not in Austrailia, but somewhere down under,
That's where our most favorite part just loves to play
Maybe some misters have been there before us,
That's quite alright, we're not bent on keeping score
Without this spot, there could be no tomorrow
So, let's all meet at the place, that we adore..