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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Elves Did Very Little Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Elves Did Very Little Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
Santa’s elves did very little Christmas
They just slept, drank beer
The old man had doubled their workload all year
Santa’s elves did very little Christmas
Drank and hit the hay
Tied one on and grumbled ‘bout their lousy pay
Santa says, “Make a million Wiis!”
Or he’ll break our knees and more
Hateful trends have appeared in him
They’ve a fear of him for sure
Through the year, they stalled and they felt leather
From his mate, THAT COW!
New Year’s Day they’ll start it all anew, somehow
Oh, Santa‘s elves do very little Christmas now
They just slept, drank beer
The old man had doubled their workload all year
Santa’s elves did very little Christmas
Drank and hit the hay
Tied one on and grumbled ‘bout their lousy pay
Santa says, “Make a million Wiis!”
Or he’ll break our knees and more
Hateful trends have appeared in him
They’ve a fear of him for sure
Through the year, they stalled and they felt leather
From his mate, THAT COW!
New Year’s Day they’ll start it all anew, somehow
Oh, Santa‘s elves do very little Christmas now
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Hmm, I thought the pacing was dead on. Sorry you disagree, coward.
I'm a Christmas music fanatic...and the pacing WAS dead on, Rick...don't worry! =)
This was great, too...I have an affinity for lazy little elves...=)
This was great, too...I have an affinity for lazy little elves...=)
I've just seen your pace/From me you get a 5 to place/With 5s you net/For the whole parody/Plus, you gave an idea to me/You bet. . . .
Thanks Arwen, glad I gave you an idea, John.
i detect coal in your future.....dug this
Very nice Christmas tale..Timely and cute
Thanks for conjuring up the image of a whip wielding Mrs Santa
Inspired title and one "elf oven" parody. :D 5s
Paced to perfection. Well done. Give your elf some 5s all around. But I really hate drunken elves. They are so annoying.
Excellent substitutions, Rick.
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