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Song Parodies -> "A Weigh In The Bathroom"

Original Song Title:

"Away In A Manger"

Original Performer:

Traditional Chrismas song

Parody Song Title:

"A Weigh In The Bathroom"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

A Weigh In The Bathroom,
I stepped on the scale
The number that rolled up,
It made me turn pale

My first inclination,
A gun to my head
Perhaps that's too drastic,
I'll diet instead

So, back from the Health store
I come with low carb
Determined to shed pounds,
With help from wife, Barb

Two weeks of hard work-outs,
And starved on my ass
The scale in the bathroom,
I happen to pass...

I anxiously step up,
But when I look down
Horror of horrors,
I just lost one pound!

To Hell with the diet,
I ate a whole cake..
And A Weigh In The Bathroom,
I no longer take....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 18

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Ashkicksass - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This weighed heavily on my funny bone. I love it! (And can totally relate...)
Johnny D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is especially funny since a manger is a feeding-trough!
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
time to get fattened up for the holidays...5s
Olvan The Terrible - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and true. And if I knew who the person who voted 2-2-2 on this parody was, I'd sit on him/her.
AFW - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash, Johnny....Manger, your're right..Altho, I must admit I didn't think of the connection at the time of concoction..thanks Alvin,and Olvan....thanks for moral support against, Mister Two...
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Simple, but..er..weighty! 555
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You're channelling me here AFW - very spooky - and you're right, a cake is the only solution - 555
AFW - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks also to Kristof and Stuart..
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
555 tons of fun, Airfarce...happy holidays!
AFW - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ingeborg...and Happy Holidays to you....and to all those affiliated with Am I Right
Tim Mayfield - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
In a way I did manage to give you a 5!
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I've re- and I've re-read this and nowhere do I pick up that you're going on holidays AFW, but that won't stop me from wishing you happy ones :-) (where am I going wrong?)
Jeff Reuben - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! Worth the weight!
AFW - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Late thanks to Jeff and Tim
Larry Kirk - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't like the cheap shots at someones very religious themes
lucidlupin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one AFW - Ive just written 2 parodies to this song - co-incidentally one with the same title... I hadn't seen your before I wrote mine!
Alpha Skua - December 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Just think if you took the T from Diet you would get Die

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