Senator for less than two terms
Moved to New York to reside
'Cuz her own state would never elect her
But she's most qualified!

She picked New York not because she cared
About the state or those within
But 'cuz most voters were liberal yahoos
And there she'd more likely to win!

She didn't keep her one promise to us
We'd get if Bill was a hit
All of her bragging was just more hot air
But now she's most qualified to win it?

She can claim it all day long
This experience - but where did she get it?
As first lady she did virtually nothing
But demands she's most qualified to win it

She says years in the White House give her
More ability than than all of the rest
But fought with Bill on most all that he'd choose
But still demands that's she's the best


Pick a scandal pick any one
Or one of the million times she's lied
Hiding her records from her White House stay
But tells us that stay proves she's qualified!

Relying on the fact that she can
Tell you what to think - like a lab mouse
Uses big words so you mice think she's smart
And blindly vote her for the White House

And really she has nothing to show
For all that experience she admits
But she can fool you and without any proof
Just by demanding she's the best one to win it