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Song Parodies -> "I Have Gone Commando"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional/Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"I Have Gone Commando"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Parody #17 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. About the exhilaration and freedom that comes with going commando every once in a while (just as long as you're not at the wrong place at the wrong time like Britney Spears was when she chose to go commando).
I have gone commando
Forgot my undies
I’m wearing a cocktail dress
That stops at my mid-thigh
I hope there aren’t cameras
Out to shoot me down
‘Cause I’ve gone commando
And I don’t want crotch shots
I have gone commando
Had no time to bathe
Every pair of underwear
Happens to be dirty
But, as I have to work,
I put on some pants
I have gone commando
And it’s liberating!
Forgot my undies
I’m wearing a cocktail dress
That stops at my mid-thigh
I hope there aren’t cameras
Out to shoot me down
‘Cause I’ve gone commando
And I don’t want crotch shots
I have gone commando
Had no time to bathe
Every pair of underwear
Happens to be dirty
But, as I have to work,
I put on some pants
I have gone commando
And it’s liberating!
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555!!! the last girl I was with was Israeli-born and so sleeping in the nude and wearing no panties was nothing to her. Same for my Euro babes back when. And at one job I had a long time ago a woman used to come in on Saturdays with a short skirt and no panties and bend-over near the produce aisle and near the freezers! She did this every week, but no guys ever reported her. In fact, some Sups and Mgrs saw all the smiling guys on Sats and commended us for a good work ethic and enthusiasm when it was really perversion and lust!!!
Thanks again! Could the girl at the grocery store pull off a short skirt?
Yes, she did it routinely with different types of skirts. And one Xmas she came in wearing a long fur coat, but exposing her cleavage up top. All the guys knew she probably wasn't wearing anything under that :-)~
Wow... she probably had many to choose from. =) As for the coat, maybe she wore a push-up bra or something to emphasize the cleavage.
Enjoyed the parody Rebekah. Great title sub. I'm enjoying the breeze.
Thank you, Glen. I enjoyed writing it. =)
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