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Song Parodies -> "Mary had a slice of ham"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mary had a slice of ham"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler

The Lyrics

bout a girl in my class
Mary had a slice of ham,
slice of ham,
slice of ham.
Mary had a slice of ham
so she's about to spew.

Don't you know that she is,
that she is,
that she is.
That Mary has diarrhea
whenshe has ham, P-U!

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 2

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dick mcjesus - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
it smelt like evan

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