-> "Where The Hungry Girls At?"
Original Song Title:
"Where The Country Girls At?"
Original Performer:
Trace Adkins, Luke Bryan & Pitbull
Parody Song Title:
"Where The Hungry Girls At?"
Parody Written by:
Lance
The Lyrics
Got shit on their boots,
Got that bad smell on,
The food truck pulls up,
See their bellies in the chrome,
Cranky and hungry,
Got Uber eats on the phone,
Callin all their homies but the food is all gone…
Where the hungry girls at?
Where they gonna eat?
The ones are kinda fat,
Are they at KFC?
Breakin the scale at 310,
Every overgrown heavy,
Holla on back, ‘cause their tummy’s kinda empty.
Where they bust out of their XL jeans,
At a local burger shack,
Put me far far away from all that,
Droppin’ crumbs on the mat,
Eating fries for a snack,
Where the hungry girls at?
Where’s my Alabama Crackhead,
Where’s my overweight child?
Bucket of chicken legs, ha
Eatin’ Georgia peaches by the mile,
New York city, California coast,
Somebody let their mother know…
Where the hungry girls at?
Where they gonna eat?
The ones are kinda fat,
that can’t see their feet,
Breakin the scale at 310,
Every overgrown heavy,
Holla on back, ‘cause you know their tummy’s empty.
Where they at? Dont go!
(Hey, oh, hey, oh)
Oh, where are you, chubby?
Yeah, I'm talkin'
all-you-can eat buffet
drive-thru in a Chevrolet
All I know is I don’t wanna go.
Now where my hungry girls at?
Aint no Daisy Dukes,
Cant fit in cowboy boots sat on your cowboy hat,
I said where’s my hungry girls at,
Aint no Daisy Dukes,
the ones who make you puke in your cowboy hat.
Where the hungry girls at?
Where they gonna eat?
The ones are kinda fat,
Two-for-one at Applebee’s?
Breakin the scale at 310,
Every overgrown heavy,
Holla on back, ‘cause the food’s gone already.
The ones that like to grunt
The ones that lick the dish
The ones that drink a milkshake when they take a piss
Where the hungry girls at? (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Where they at?)
The ones that cant climb the stairs,
Too big for the wheelchair,
If 2 inches taller they’d be square.
The ones that cant see their toes,
Wear curtains for their clothes,
Somebody let their mother know…
Where the hungry girls at?
Where they gonna eat?
The ones are kinda fat,
that sit on two seats.
Breakin the scale at 310,
Every overgrown heavy,
Holla on back, ‘cause the food’s gone already.
Where they at, where they at,
At the local burger shack,
Don’t worry homies, they’ll be back
For a midnight snack.
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