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Song Parodies -> "Th' T'k 'R Jrbs!"

Original Song Title:

"Toys 'R' Us Kid"

Original Performer:

Toy's 'R' Us Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Th' T'k 'R Jrbs!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

For those unfamiliar with this language, it's from an episode of "Southpark" where a time portal allows the poor of the future to take jobs in the past, causing a redneck rebellion! I adapted it to the shut-down :)
With the Gov we‘re fed-up,
Because th’ t’k ‘r jrbs
They think that they can mess with us
And that‘s got us pissed!
Shut-down, furloughs, more idjit games,
Bad as this is, these clowns know no shame!
They‘re D*cks!

With the Gov we‘re fed up,
We‘re blowin‘ our lids,
Considerin’ that TH‘ T‘K ‘R JRBS!!!!

[Like to shoot ‘em all, we swear to G’d]
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