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Song Parodies -> "We are Republicans"
Original Song Title:
"I'm a Toys "R" Us Kid"
Original Performer:
Toys "R" Us Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"We are Republicans"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A little tongue-in-cheek poking fun ay my own party and US poli-tricks in general ;-)
No way we're Moderates,
We are Republicans,
there are millions of lives we Republicans can toy with!
More gripes, more frames,
more political games,
makin' deals with partners Big Biz!
Most folks don't know,
all the crimes we commit,
Just the media and Democrat Libs!
No way we're Moderates,
We are Republicans,
there are millions of lives we Republicans can toy with!
More gripes, more frames,
more political games,
makin' deals with partners Big Biz!
Most folks don't know,
all the crimes we commit,
Just the media and Democrat Libs!
[Extended Lyrics]
Each party has a multitude of sins!
No monopoly of the blame game spins!
Still... we are Republicans
Left and Right are evil twins...
We are Republicans,
there are millions of lives we Republicans can toy with!
More gripes, more frames,
more political games,
makin' deals with partners Big Biz!
Most folks don't know,
all the crimes we commit,
Just the media and Democrat Libs!
No way we're Moderates,
We are Republicans,
there are millions of lives we Republicans can toy with!
More gripes, more frames,
more political games,
makin' deals with partners Big Biz!
Most folks don't know,
all the crimes we commit,
Just the media and Democrat Libs!
[Extended Lyrics]
Each party has a multitude of sins!
No monopoly of the blame game spins!
Still... we are Republicans
Left and Right are evil twins...
MP and Jeff in Va. better give me some 5s :)
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Well done, particularly the “evil twins” line. Anybody who believes that one major party is completely virtuous and the other major party is completely villainous is naïve. In the movie “Lincoln,” it was amazing how many bribes and other improper methods were used by the Republicans for a completely virtuous goal – passing the 13th amendment outlawing slavery – which was opposed by the leadership of the Democrat party. I suspect that such shenanigans are employed – by both parties – to a greater extent today than they were 147 years ago.
JJ, Congress has had the lowest approval ratings in history recently as neither side cares about the nation- only ideologies and each side's special interests :(
The Congresslemmings are heading off the fiscal cliff and we're all going with them...
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