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Song Parodies -> "Bags To Bitches"

Original Song Title:

"Rags To Riches"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett...In movie, 'Goodfella's'

Parody Song Title:

"Bags To Bitches"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I know I go from Bags To Bitches
I'm just a sucker for a pair
If I could learn to lock my britches,
I'd be a millionaire

I flaunt and fling, bling bling and riches
On every beauty I behold
I just may wind up diggin' ditches
With no more gold...

I open my heart,
And a safe tumbler spins
To fashion my passion
The cashin' begins
Lord, where's the will to just still,
Not fulfill, all these sins?

I seek the magic wand of witches,
To wave and let a spell be cast
Then there'll be no more Bags and Bitches,
I'll know true love, at last

I open my heart
And a safe tumbler spins
To fashion my passion,
The cashin' begins
Lord, where's the will to just still,
Not fulfill all my sins..

I need the magic wand of witches
To wave until a spell is cast
So, there'll be no more Bags And Bitches,
I'll find true love, at last

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Dee Range - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the movie...love the parody. "If I could learn to lock my britches" had me ROFL.
Kristof Robertson - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Stupendous work, AFW! Too many good lines to mention....555
Rick C - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
What Dee and Kris said...555
John Barry - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well crafted.
alvin rhodes - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, the "lock my britches" was the best of several good lines...5s
AFW - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, Kristof, Rick C, John, and Alvin
bingoqn - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
yes maybe you need 2 lock your britches my dear so bags 2 the bitches wont have 2 see your glitches.

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