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Song Parodies -> "Dangler In Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Stranger In Paradise"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"Dangler In Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Damn my wham!
He's a dangler in paradise
I'm lusty for underland
He's a dangler in paradise
No, he's not firm and wide
These are dangers in paradise
For impotent fools like him
Near angels like you..

We shared a kiss, and he ascended
Out of his climbin' place, next to the pair
But, here in space, he hangs suspended
No blood will flow, I'm embarrassed and bare..

Lord, please answer the desp'rate prayer
Of a dangler in paradise
Who's limp as a rag down there
Please grant what he hungers for..

Make him, in my angel's eyes
One big Ranger in paradise
Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more..

Uplifting, so he need be
A dangler, no more

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alvin - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
you rose to the occasion updating this ol' chestnut
AFW - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
A very viagr-eeable parody dude. You've stiffened my resolve...;-) 55
AFW - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof
Guy - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Warning-Medication may produce side effects. If you don't have enough skin left over to close your eyes and this persists for over four hours see your optometrist, that is if you don't go blind first, in which case contact the center for seeing eye dogs and get a life. Don't worry about johnson - he will just fall off by himself in 5 days or so.
Dee Range - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
At least you have a dangler. A mangler got mine in my parody today lol.
AFW - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...and thanks, Dee

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