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Song Parodies -> "Carp and Sole"
Original Song Title:
"Heart And Soul"
Original Performer:
Tony Bennett
Parody Song Title:
"Carp and Sole"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Carp and Sole
No other fish will do
Carp and Sole
I'm so in love with you,
Madly..
You're flaky and just right
I crave your fix...every night
Carp and Sole
You're such a fine fillet
Carp and Sole
I pledge as your gourmet
Gladly,
All of your bones I'll pick
To my ribs, you stick..
Oh, but your taste is thrilling,
My mouth's willing
Beside a lemon wedge,
With fine wine chilling..
And now I see,
My waiter's coming thru
Soon I'll be,
Able to dine on you
Sadly,
Tho' every bite's a treat
It's not, "All You Can Eat!"
Sadly,
Tho' every bite's a treat
It's not, "All You Can Eat!"
No other fish will do
Carp and Sole
I'm so in love with you,
Madly..
You're flaky and just right
I crave your fix...every night
Carp and Sole
You're such a fine fillet
Carp and Sole
I pledge as your gourmet
Gladly,
All of your bones I'll pick
To my ribs, you stick..
Oh, but your taste is thrilling,
My mouth's willing
Beside a lemon wedge,
With fine wine chilling..
And now I see,
My waiter's coming thru
Soon I'll be,
Able to dine on you
Sadly,
Tho' every bite's a treat
It's not, "All You Can Eat!"
Sadly,
Tho' every bite's a treat
It's not, "All You Can Eat!"
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Hmmm... how about sole-o with bass and drum? Your breamwork netted just some 555 g worth of herring.
finny stuff
Carpe Diem! This parody's got sole. 555
There's something fishy about this.
555. Brain food rocks
Nothing to carp about here, no matter how long I mullet over... even John A. Barra-cuda not done any better... take this grouper Fives.
You netted some fives
Had a two day hospital gig, so late thanks, Guys and Gals
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