Song Parodies -> "Strangler In Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Stranger in Paradise"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Strangler In Paradise"

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The Lyrics

you get it.

Teens at hand
I’m a strangler in paradise
All froth in their underpants
A stranger dark paradigm
Have my plans set and primed
There’s some danger in paradise
Mortal be paralyzed
This strangle might hurt

I saw her face
And I descended
Out of a darkened place
Restrict her air
I’ll leave no trace
Her life suspended
Where did she go?
Can’t find her anywhere
Won’t you answer this hellish prayer?
Of a strangler in paradise
I’ll send thee to dark despair
From all that I hunger for
Stranglers want more

I’ve found my place
And I’ll defend it
Darker than normal base
My daily fare
Cross through my space
That’d be splendid
And off I go
It’s ‘bout more I can bear
Won’t you answer this fiendish prayer?
Of a strangler in paradise
All youths in my path beware
From all that I hunger for
I open up my strangler arms
Even stranglers get terrified
And tell me, that you can’t breathe
Strangle some more!

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Vincent Price - March 17, 2015 - Report this comment

I love the dark side, and the strangler concept is good, but it seems strained and not sufficiently relieved by humor.

Matthias - March 17, 2015 - Report this comment

I agree with Vincent Price up there that this one was really lacking in any and all humor. I think that strangler is a good sub for stranger but you could of done something funnier with this I'm assuming because this was just dark it was the snuff film of song parodies.

Blaydeman - March 17, 2015 - Report this comment

I think in my head, the contrast of the tone of the OS and the spoof's content was funny enough for me. Just imagining a a Mike Myers type slasher singing this out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by teens for him to kill. That darkness would be his paradise and I didn't want to lighten too much because it thought it would lose something.

Patrick - March 17, 2015 - Report this comment

I'm all choked up.

Agrimorfee - March 17, 2015 - Report this comment

Way dark, man...like a death metal tune, or one of Scott Walker's scary, atonal pieces (not the WI governor, check him out on YouTube if you can). I certainly can't rate this high as far as Funny.

bobpiecheese - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) While I can understand the appeal of contrasting parody tone and OS genre, it can't be the only thing going for it (I learned that back in the NIN round). I don't know how this could be funnier...maybe if the killer was a Freddy Krueger-esque wisecracker, dishing out horrible strangling puns, that might've worked. Also, a tad too much OS-lifting for my tastes. So yeah, definitely not one of your best, sorry to say.

Abbott Skelding - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment

Is it just me, but while listening to the OS (with the link provided), it kinda jumped to the end? I dunno, but either way, I think the contrast of jazzy OS and the slasher motif was pretty funny combo. Could have had a few more laugh out loud moments...but other than that, nice job.

Max Power - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment

The Boston Strangler isn't going to be happy now that he has a possible rival.

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