It’s subprime,
my mortgage, it’s subprime.
For my big mansion, I’m
quite short on dough.
I am lost,
cannot afford the cost,
And soon I will be tossed,
Nowhere to go….

But have no fear,
They’re talking governmental bailout,
Now, I can stay here,
Hip hip hooray!

I’ll buy a brand new tux.
Taxpayers sure are schmucks.
I’ll stick them with the bills that I can’t pay.

It’s a crime,
but really, so sublime,
I gambled big this time,
But I’m okay.

I had doubt,
My time was running out.
But Uncle bailed me out.
He saved the day.

Play the odds,
Cause if you lose, you’re still a winner.
Someone’s stacked the cards,
To fall your way.

I’ll do it every time,
Won’t lose a single dime,
They saved my greedy butt
This lovely day,
They saved my butt this lovely day.