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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Pee on Santa's Suit"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Tommie Connors

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Pee on Santa's Suit"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

OK, so I was watching Bad Santa. and this ditty came to mind, only it wasn't was mommy.
I saw Mommy piss on Santa’s suit,
Underwear, the pee will glow all night
She drank grog it was cheap
Downed some shots and had rum treats
She knocked back, she was f#&ked up in the bathtub half asleep
Then I saw Mommy pee in Santa’s car
All over, it’s weird, such yell’wy sight
Flow! what a gaffe it would have been
If Santa had only seen
Mommy peeing on his suit last night

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Timmy1000 - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Good little tune to kick off the Christmas season and await all the heartfelt Christmas movies, like Bad Santa.
2Eagle - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
There's something going around the internet with a photo of a Santa peeing on the rooftop. Chase lights were used for the "stream" coming from Santa's bladder. The caption said that he was disqualified from the contest for his attitude.
Old Man Ribber - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I didn't see her sneak down the stairs to take a leak! ;D
Andria - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Harry. You're the master of gross body-function parodies around here, unlike Poomaster, who, despite their username, only mastered grossing people out and starting flame wars during his/her time here. 5s.
Phil Nelson - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Liked this parody
Andy Primus - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Pissed myself laughing
UnKnownVotress - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I saw Mommy Club that Tiger's " toots" ! !
Harry - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all. :-): T-1000, 2E, OMR, Andria, Phil, Andy, and UKV. If I think it's funny I'll write it. A lil bathroom humor can be OK. Farting is usually easiest b/c you can't see a fart. LOL. And the sounds!
Christie Marie M - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Funniest Santa song since "I Farted On Santa's Lap!" Leaking 5's to the press...on Santa's pants! Bad Santa's the funniest movie!
Harry - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, CMM. Bad Santa is funny. But, I also like Trading Places, and Elf, too.

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