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Song Parodies -> "Abbott An’ Hag"

Original Song Title:

"Vatican Rag"

Original Performer:

Tom Lehrer

Parody Song Title:

"Abbott An’ Hag"

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The Lyrics

Who’s the fool’s tool that we see?
She’s gonna rule from the See
If it’s justice you expect
Then, you’ll be vexed if female is your sex

She is gonna lay it on thick
Reproductive freedom gone quick
She wants to put an earphone
in the bedroom of your home
Who does? The Vatican hag

She believes her institution’ll
Trump all that is Constitutional
And she believes her religion’ll
Make that document provisional

Ain’t but an old piece of paper
Pray, give birth, bless, hug your raper
The Lone Star State
Could well serve as the template

Who’s the fool’s tool that’s shoddy
Crippled in brain and body
You are going to be vexed
When he expects you to Tex’-genuflect

US women best be roamin’
On their rights Alito’s homin’
Tools drool to see a
High Court-ruled Sharia

Loons are abettin’ ’em
Due to be lettin’ ’em
Do what black-clad clan mansplains

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