-> "The Pokemon Go Anthem"
Original Song Title:
"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
Parody Song Title:
"The Pokemon Go Anthem"
Geeks will cheer
Made-up critters are filled with fear
Up on your roof we will climb
So they're near and we'll cling
Sandshrew, Raichu, Geodude
More balls we'll fling
At these things on our phone screens
All of your games are mundane
Ours are obscene!
All... us... nerds... are such loons
As we wreck ancient tombs
Since we're searching for Slowpokes in the shrine
We're up high on the trees
Splat when there's a breeze
When we're picking off Pidgeys in the pines
Into pits we're jumping
To catch us a Mr. Mime
But when those gators eat us
You think it's a waste of time
It might not seem bright
To go risk our dang lives
When we're zipping towards Zubats in the zoo-oo-ooo-do-do-do-do-do-oooo....
We've acted defiantly
And should seek psychiatry
Because Pokemon delighted me
With this game...
Screamed way too excitedly
Not a lack of sobriety
It's a healthy rivalry
Until we are maimed
When we're out on this Anime Mission
We'll find a gym at the... mortician's!!!
Betttttteeerrrrr run straight from bees
When you're playing with me
As we dig out a Diglett in that ditch!
We're beaten and bruised
When a Squirtle's in view
Or we're blasting a Blastoise on a bridge!
Gotta catch 'em all
Though blood splatter's a detriment
We'll catch Pikachu
Till dead phones kill our merriment
We'll smash through your cabbage patch
While grasping a Rapidash
A whole bunch of weirdos
Are snaring that Spearow
Might wind up in prison with this app!
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