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Song Parodies -> "The Lawyer-Hunting Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Hunting Song"
Original Performer:
Tom Kehrer
Parody Song Title:
"The Lawyer-Hunting Song"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Tom Lehrer said this, almost fifty years ago:
"Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, a large flesh-colored squirrel."
Or even an orange-jacketed quail. Nice to see that Dick Cheney's keeping an old tradition alive...
"Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, a large flesh-colored squirrel."
Or even an orange-jacketed quail. Nice to see that Dick Cheney's keeping an old tradition alive...
I always will remember,
'twas three months after November,
I went out to hunt some quail
Should have ended up in jail
I went (without a license) and I hit, to my disgrace
"Big shot" lawyer, full of buckshot in the face
I figured that I'd try a
Round or two of "friendly fire"
As I tracked my bird around
Went to shoot him on the ground
But up there popped a fella right there in my quail's place
"Big shot" lawyer, full of buckshot in the face
The lawyer had a sure winge
'Cause he had worn orange
But still he wasn't saved by that little trick,
He thought t'would be a fun thing
Going a-cock-hunting
But then got shot in the face... by a Dick
People ask me 'bout my action
Was it merely a distraction
From some presidential sleaze?
And I say to them, puh-lease
For now I wish I had shot myself a brace
Of big, shot lawyers,
Full of buckshot
In his bloody, birdlike face
'twas three months after November,
I went out to hunt some quail
Should have ended up in jail
I went (without a license) and I hit, to my disgrace
"Big shot" lawyer, full of buckshot in the face
I figured that I'd try a
Round or two of "friendly fire"
As I tracked my bird around
Went to shoot him on the ground
But up there popped a fella right there in my quail's place
"Big shot" lawyer, full of buckshot in the face
The lawyer had a sure winge
'Cause he had worn orange
But still he wasn't saved by that little trick,
He thought t'would be a fun thing
Going a-cock-hunting
But then got shot in the face... by a Dick
People ask me 'bout my action
Was it merely a distraction
From some presidential sleaze?
And I say to them, puh-lease
For now I wish I had shot myself a brace
Of big, shot lawyers,
Full of buckshot
In his bloody, birdlike face
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Tom Lehrer doth ruleth.
hate lawyers so an extra 5 on top of a great parody please mr web master
LOL! (It helps that you chose a very fitting OS)
drop dead funny..or at least wounded
5s and extra credit for "sure winge/orange." But what's a "winge"?
A "winge" is a typo, or "whinge" without the "h" ;-)
From dictionary.com: whinge (hwĭnj, wĭnj)
intr.v. Chiefly British., whinged, whing·ing, whing·es.
To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner.
From dictionary.com: whinge (hwĭnj, wĭnj)
intr.v. Chiefly British., whinged, whing·ing, whing·es.
To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner.
Thanks, Phil, you ologist.
DKTOS, but another killer (or wounderer) parody.
's OK, JB
Larry - now there's another idea for a Cheney-parody:
Dick Cheney is a guy
Who likes to go and hunt
But when he's had a drink, he is
An over-reckless... er.. man
...
They call him the Wounderer, the Wounderer
He goes kablam! kablam! kablam! kablam! kablam!
Larry - now there's another idea for a Cheney-parody:
Dick Cheney is a guy
Who likes to go and hunt
But when he's had a drink, he is
An over-reckless... er.. man
...
They call him the Wounderer, the Wounderer
He goes kablam! kablam! kablam! kablam! kablam!
This was excellent, Phil. 555
Excellent Phil :)
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