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Song Parodies -> "It's Not Unusual (To Get Fragged By Everyone)"
Original Song Title:
"It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"It's Not Unusual (To Get Fragged By Everyone)"
Parody Written by:
neminem
The Lyrics
Ah, the joys of being a n00b on Unreal - though this works for pretty much any FPS, minus the reference to the shield belt.
It's not unusual to get fragged by everyone.
When you're a n00b, Unreal just isn't too much fun.
Cause when I see somebody
I try to shoot my gun,
And then the usual -
The bullets fly,
And then I die.
It's not unusual to get sniped at any time,
And when I go attack, I get shot at every time.
If you should ever want to get kills from anyone,
It's not unusual - if you practice every day,
No matter what they say;
The experts spend way too much time.
Mouse will never do
What you want it to.
Why can't the shield belt be mine?
It's not unusual to be bad at this darn game.
It's not unusual to get mad at this darn game.
Because I always find
I get shot at from behind,
It's not unusual,
To find that I've been killed again!
Woh no, oh no, oh no, woh woh, oh no...etc.
When you're a n00b, Unreal just isn't too much fun.
Cause when I see somebody
I try to shoot my gun,
And then the usual -
The bullets fly,
And then I die.
It's not unusual to get sniped at any time,
And when I go attack, I get shot at every time.
If you should ever want to get kills from anyone,
It's not unusual - if you practice every day,
No matter what they say;
The experts spend way too much time.
Mouse will never do
What you want it to.
Why can't the shield belt be mine?
It's not unusual to be bad at this darn game.
It's not unusual to get mad at this darn game.
Because I always find
I get shot at from behind,
It's not unusual,
To find that I've been killed again!
Woh no, oh no, oh no, woh woh, oh no...etc.
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I liked this one... it's my usual experience, too: hence I wrote "Quake", parody to "Fame" :-)
Hey, I feel your pain, lol. The first time I played UT online I couldn't keep up at all. I was used to really stupid bots. Great parody.
(ABC) Liked it! 5's
(ABC) More TJ parodies, please! Good job here.
Hey, Johnny, my roommate and one of my friends were discussing the necessity of the parody "Seg Fault" being written to "Sex Bomb" - I haven't tried working on that, but I really should sometime. The chorus would go something like, Seg Fault, Seg Fault, Got a seg fault uh, huh
You can make me angry when I need to do my work
Seg Fault, Seg Fault, Got a seg fault
You make me turn my PC off (you make me turn my PC off)
You can make me angry when I need to do my work
Seg Fault, Seg Fault, Got a seg fault
You make me turn my PC off (you make me turn my PC off)
(ABCs) I've played UT at a friend's place but never online, so I can only relate to being the almighty butcher of the game. 5-4-4
abc -- The first time I read this one, I didn't look at the title, I just started reading the parody and in the first line, I thought you'd said "frigged" instead of "fragged." So, that verse was completely different and the "and then I die" line seemed really odd... and then following it with a verse about getting "sniped" was even odder. When I scrolled back up to read through it the second time, I saw that it was "fragged" & felt really stupid. It made a lot more sense when I read through it the second time. So, good job -- MUCH better job than I though the first time I read it. :)
Good parody - I like "the experts spend way too much time."
(ABC) Pretty good in spite the fact that I have no idea what this is about... :-P
Likewise have no idea what this one is about... but a the pacing is great and it is a classic song to parody..
heh, heh. Good work, nem. I'm a flak monkey myself. The game has told me so on several occasions. "Faster, Stronger, BETTER"
From one noob to another, I know exactly how you feel.
From the opening comment, I knew that this one was going to be way over my head. I don't know what foreign language this is, but you appear to speak it fluently.
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